Name: Jamie Tartt
Price: $835
Physical Stats (Dimensions)66Lx17.5Dx34.5H
About me: I'm not just a p retty great footballer.  I also happen to have a very pretty face and great body. Don't like my murse - don't care you're a wanker. 
Likes: Football, Fashion, and myself.
Dislikes: Roy Kent, being overlooked, and poor father/son relationships