Name: Nathan Shelley or "Nate the Great"
Price: $375
Physical Stats (Dimensions) 42Lx18Dx30H
About me: I may appear small and insignificant, but don't underestimate me, I am a very useful chap to have around. 
Likes: Football, Green Minis, and Coach Lasso
Dislikes: Footballers, Kit managing, being undervalued